Updates from the Commander

I'm not going to comment on the new iPad - the Apple fanboys might decide to lynch me. (But what kind of name is "iPad"?? Seriously?!?!?)

Posted on 5 February 2010 | 11:21 pm

So what's shakin' in Haiti these days?

Posted on 3 February 2010 | 12:40 am

Sooo...... .....wanna buy a gerbil?

Posted on 1 February 2010 | 11:37 pm

EDGE SHOWS UP AT THE #RoyalRumble, SPEARS EVERYONE, AND WINS!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN, AND IT DID!!!

Posted on 31 January 2010 | 11:06 pm

I don't like skiing! :( I want my bed!

Posted on 30 January 2010 | 7:51 pm

Operation Snow Bunny is in effect - We're going skiing!

Posted on 30 January 2010 | 11:15 am

CVS/Pharmacy - Where sick people are sent to the back to pick up their prescriptions while healthy people get cigarettes up front.

Posted on 27 January 2010 | 6:14 pm

Do you know what it's like going through life better than everybody? It's hard.

Posted on 27 January 2010 | 3:19 am

I just figured out what the D in Avatar 3D stands for - Don't watch it! The plot failed hard, and you may turn suicidal.

Posted on 23 January 2010 | 7:27 pm

That officially makes me cool.

Posted on 20 January 2010 | 5:57 pm

...And AM Conspiracy's album is FINALLY OUT!!!!

Posted on 12 January 2010 | 12:13 am

SRS and I just got pulled over for apparently "looking suspicious". But I didn't get a ticket since I'm so straight edge and awesome. :D

Posted on 11 January 2010 | 10:56 pm

Can you dig it, sucka?

Posted on 3 January 2010 | 6:46 pm

It's almost 2010. What will happen this year?

Posted on 31 December 2009 | 3:46 pm

In Soviet Russia, the ROFLcoptor laughs at you.

Posted on 30 December 2009 | 11:10 pm

Pokemon: HeartGold and SoulSilver confirmed for release on March 14, 2010!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Posted on 27 December 2009 | 1:31 pm

While playing MW2, I stole my teammate's care package (an EMP). He went ballistic. Then I Rick Rolled him and he rage quit. BEST X-MAS EVER.

Posted on 25 December 2009 | 1:53 pm

I just went to the dentist. Now, nothing can overcome the glorious whiteness of the Galactic Teeth. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted on 23 December 2009 | 5:50 pm

:o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 21 December 2009 | 1:03 am

CVS was snowed in! And we got to close 4 hours early!! And my car starting spinning in the snow!! And I'm going to play MW2 now!! And... !!

Posted on 19 December 2009 | 9:39 pm